$3.75 slugs

Three seventy five,
We're all still alive,
talking to our television screen,
not knowing what inflation or recession means.

Just gimme my cell phone and Tim Horton's please,
before the entire world is brought to its knees.

I'm beggin' you please,
to lower the cost of gas by burning trees

So I can watch my neighbor bark out this decree:
Nobody has the right to charge me the extra fee!

I have the right to drink beer and watch TV
while the corn I use goes into my tank instead of mouths--- please!